Look at  "sequence  (08-01-2014).txt"
What would the characters say about each of those things?


When I got big, my body started feeling all funny.
The genie said it was because of the hormones.
At first, it was great. I felt all tingley every time somebody touched me.
And it was fun teasing my mom and brother. They always act really funny when I do that.
And I get to do whatever I want... sort of.
"sort of?"
Being a grown-up sure is different.
Your clothes don't fit right.
And mom says only kids wear pajamas. So when it gets dark, I have to take all my clothes off.
And at dinner, she's always telling me not to put my arms or breasts on the table.
At least I don't have to eat veggies anymore. I just have to ask her really nicely... she usually goes to bed after that.
Oh, and I have to tuck in my little brother... cause I'm older now.
It's really complicated. No wonder grown-ups are always tired.

Grown-ups don't have to do homework at school. So I'm a teacher's assistant now.
I get to help Miss Henderson teach the class.
We started sex-ed this week, and I have to show the class what she's talking about. 'Cause nobody else in class has boobs.
"But.... if you can do whatever you want. Why go to school?"
I can stay home.  But Mom says grown-ups are supposed to have jobs.
Like raking leaves.
Cleaning people's houses.
Or walking the neighbor's dog...
... We didn't do much walking. I still got paid though.
But grown-up jobs are hard work. At least when I'm at school, I get to lie down.
Actually, that's usually all I have to do there.
Sometimes I even take a nap.
... at least until lab starts.
"Lab assignments?  In a SEX-ED class??"
Yup, that's my job now!  I'm a teacher's assistant... or was it, teaching aid?
First, Miss Henderson gives everyone a lesson about something boring like... I dunno... inter-course or something.
And then we all practice doing it.
Well... THEY do all the work. I just have to lie down for awhile.
"Sounds like you have the easy job."
Yeah but for some reason I keep falling asleep in the middle of lab.
The kids call them "orgasms." But I keep getting detention.
Miss Henderson says I have to work on my endurance.

One time, I tried sneaking out of school... but the neighbor's dog wanted to walk me... so did the other dogs in the neighborhood.
And when I finally got home, Mom said my school clothes were too small and I had to take them off.
Come to think of it... she still hasn't gotten me any new clothes.
Being a grown-up sure is hard work. I wish I could change back.
"Why don't you just wish for it?"
I can't. The genie says I'm all out of wishes.
"What did you wish for?"
older
beautiful
and have everyone love me
And it worked. Everybody loves me now.
I guess I'll just have to get used to it.